Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Wash the cucumber and pat dry. Slice into rounds about 1/2-inch thick — thick enough to hold the topping without bending, thin enough to bite easily.
- If your cream cheese is firm, beat it for 30 seconds with a fork until smooth and spreadable. Cold cream cheese tears the cucumber when you spread it.
- Spread a generous layer of cream cheese onto each cucumber round. Don't be polite — pile it on. About a tablespoon per round.
- Sprinkle everything bagel seasoning generously over the cream cheese. You want a heavy snowfall, not a delicate dusting. Tap the seasoning into the cream cheese with the back of a spoon if needed.
- Add any optional toppings: smoked salmon, fresh dill, lemon zest, or chili crisp.
- Serve immediately on a plate or platter. Best eaten cold, within 30 minutes of assembling.
Notes
Slice the cucumber thicker than you think — half an inch keeps the rounds sturdy enough to hold all that topping. Also, spread the cream cheese with the back of a spoon, not a knife — gentler on the cucumber and easier to make a thick, neat layer. If you're making these for a party, slice and salt the cucumber 10 minutes ahead and drain on paper towels — this draws out water and keeps them crisp.
