Real tamales take hours and require masa, a steamer, and corn husks. In prison, you don’t have any of that — but inmates figured out how to make tamales using crushed corn chips as the masa substitute. It’s genius. The corn chips get mixed with hot water into a thick dough, wrapped around a spicy meat filling, rolled in a chip bag or plastic wrap, and cooked with just hot water. The result tastes shockingly close to the real thing.
This recipe adapts that technique for your kitchen. Crushed Fritos or corn chips become the dough, the filling is a savory mix of seasoned meat and cheese, and you steam them in foil instead of corn husks. They’re not traditional tamales, but they’re creative, tasty, and a tribute to one of the most impressive commissary inventions out there.


Commissary Tamales (No-Steam Method)
Ingredients
Method
- Crush the Fritos into a very fine crumb — you want a flour-like consistency. Place in a large bowl.
- Add the hot water a little at a time, mixing with your hands or a fork until you get a thick, pliable dough. It should hold together when you squeeze it.
- In a separate bowl, mix the chili, diced summer sausage, chili powder, garlic powder, cumin, and hot sauce. This is your filling.
- Take a handful of the corn chip dough and flatten it into a rectangle on a piece of aluminum foil, about 1/4 inch thick.
- Spoon 2-3 tablespoons of the meat filling down the center. Add a line of squeezable cheese.
- Use the foil to help you roll the dough around the filling, like a tamale. Twist the ends shut.
- Repeat with remaining dough and filling — you should get 8-10 tamales.
- Place the foil-wrapped tamales in a pot with a steamer basket. Steam for 15-20 minutes.
- If you don't have a steamer, wrap the tamales tightly and submerge in hot water (just off the boil) for 20 minutes.
- Unwrap carefully — they'll be hot. Serve with extra hot sauce and cheese.
Notes
Nutrition Facts
Per serving
| Calories | 440 |
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
